Muckraker

Now that the campaign is over Mahao should be applying for a part-time job as an administrator of the BAP’s several WhatsApp groups.

Uncle Sam should have a conference to deal with all those who claim to have helped him get elected. Such a meeting is urgent because everyone is claiming to have played a huge role in his election. People who merely sang and whistled at his rallies say it’s their noises that got him into power.

The RFP is just a toddler but already is now severely wrinkled and is using a walking stick. Never in the history of this country has a political party aged so fast and furiously. Only those high on something illegal can claim that the RFP is different from all those other hovels insisting on being …

Here is a joke. What do you call an overrated lawyer who always threatens to quit a job he desperately needs? A Shaun Abrahams. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

South Africa’s Gwede Mantashe has a way of shoving his foot in the mouth. He thinks Lesotho has a way of stopping its people from scavenging for gold in South Africa’s disused mines.

Say a prayer for the NSS boss who is about to be sued by Cheeseman. Muckraker is rubbing her hands in glee as she waits for the NSS boss to testify in the lawsuit.

HERE we go again. Those talented in the business of outrage are cursing at Likuena for their failure. Players, the coach and LEFA are being lined up for some spanking and tongue-lashing. Words like “useless”, “disgrace” and “embarrassment” have been brandished to describe Likuena and LEFA. “Disband!” they say. “Dissolve!” they add. And so the …

After bashing Likuena we should ask ourselves where else we are excelling as a country. Our politics is a mess. Most of the political parties are chaotic. The few that claim to be truly national are running on fumes. Those who call themselves leaders are nothing more than overrated charlatans fighting for a chance to …

While the NSS boss was busy pouring Oros down his throat, someone was plotting to hack the government’s payment system. Although Oros is not intoxicating it has a way of making those who abuse it run to the bathroom.

ONE of Muckraker’s hobbies is to laugh at all those who shed tears when politicians pull their middle fingers on them after being elected. Her thrill over the past three months has been the collective screams about the government’s epic failure to live up to its campaign promises.